Showing posts with label Hilarious Gift Ideas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilarious Gift Ideas. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2015

Some ideas for your Valentine's Day gift

Hello Everyone,

Valentine's Day is just around the corner! What are you getting for your loved ones? Here is a great set to get from Pandora. It is the heart to heart collection. I have always love to mix silver and gold no matter what people say. The gold heart is made from 14K gold and the silver is sterling silver. All of their jewelry are individually handcrafted which makes the quality that much better.
Ring: $65
Earrings: $65
Check out their Valentine's Day Collection:
http://www.pandora.net/en-us/explore/collections/valentines2015


Another gift idea is the cheese and crackers serving board- this is a great way to serve to your guests and will also satisfy his/her appetite. ;)
Price: $48
http://www.uncommongoods.com/product/cheese-crackers-serving-board


Girls, we just cannot get enough pillows. Here are some decorative pillows with cute messages that will spice up your bed.
Price: $13



Other fun and cool gift ideas:
If he/she really loves sushi, maybe get him/her a vivid iphone case:



  

or a hairdryer that looks like a vintage pistol:

or a cute mini canon camera if he/she is a youtuber/vlogger


Alright, good luck on finding the perfect gift for that special someone.
Until next time,
stay beautiful, healthy, and inspired.

<3 <3 <3

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Gift Ideas # 2

Hi Everyone,

Here are more gift ideas for those who still doesn't know what to get, but please be aware that some of these items may be too pricey so unless you can afford it, I do recommend you to start saving now for the next 20 years. =o) Yes, forget about saving for a house, it is all about buying expensive shit to give to others.... 'tis the season for giving...... and be in debt forever.......

1) Crystal Ergoripado Vacuum: $18,993
This is the most expensive vacuum cleaner in the world and when your friends see you using this they will all be jealous. How cool is it to own a vacuum cleaner that has 3,730 Swarovski crystals? I wouldn't mind getting one of these and tossing out my dyson. I can see myself vacuuming and singing, "Oh, you fancy huh? Oh, you fancy huh?" All I can say is, if you have the money, then flaunt it! I know I don't.

2) Goldplated staples: $175
Just when I thought people are running out of ideas, I came across the goldplated staples..... I wonder if anyone even notice the detail of the staples when they are reading a document. I guess this is mainly for those who are bored with flashy clothes and luxury cars, they need another avenue to show off their wealth. For me, I would make sure that box of staple is in a safe and not sitting on top of a desk.

3) Crocodile Skin Umbrella- $50,000
Now we are talking...... this umbrella will definitely make an efficient water repellent. If someone can afford this, wouldn't they rather just hire a person to hold the umbrella for them like the guy that works for P. Diddy? If I have an umbrella like this, I wish it rains everyday....

Enough of the expensive items... Let's talk about something the majority of us can afford....
4) Handerpants: $11.95
I think this is a nice inexpensive gift to give for all the males in your family and your significant other, especially during this time of the year. These handerpants are made out of 95% cotton and 5% spandex just like the men's briefs. Just slip them on underneath the gloves for extra warmth and protection. I know just the person to give this to. It does make a nice fashion statement!

5) White Castle candles: $10
I know I LOVE scented candles that smells like freshly baked cookies, but I think this is taking it a bit too far. I agree that White Castle Burgers are to die for and every time I do eat them I need at least 6-7 burgers to satisfied me.  However, I don't see myself buying this.... do you? As you know, scented candles have 3 notes similar to any fragrance.... so for this particular candle, the top notes are diced sweet onions and crisp pickle, the middle notes are beef patty, cheese, and ketchup, and the bottom note is a warm burger bun. All of these notes come together to make the aroma of a White Castle Slider. Yummy? Nahhh.... I want the real stuff.
Have fun shopping for gifts! I hope this helps!
<3 <3 <3

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Gift Ideas #1

Hi Everyone,

Thanksgiving is tomorrow and Christmas is around the corner. I started to think what I can give  to my  friends, family, and my love one. Hmmm..... well, I have some cool ideas..... let me know what y'all think!

On my spare time, I enjoy finding interesting products on the internet that amazes me and hopefully you too! I think I will incorporate some of my findings into my weekly blog.....

1) POSH Instant Noodles- $43: 43 dollas' for some cup o' noodle? Are you kidding? Hell no am I going to pay that much for this. Well, believe it or not there are people out there that will! They only make 100 of these Pot Noodle Cups and they come with a fork and a table linen. Who eats cup o' noodle on a white table linen in the first place? I guess the good thing is that the proceeds go to charity. Who ever I am giving this to must be damn special..... and they better appreciate that they are getting cup o' noodles for Christmas!


2) Yep, one of my favorites...... colorful toilet paper! If you have been reading my blog, I do like colors and this may fit into my theme..... NOT!!!  "If you're tired of wiping your ass with dollar bills you can spend that cash on some colored toilet paper." Unless you are one of those people who needs to color coordinate your bathroom, then this may not be something you will need to wipe your ass with on a daily basis. It comes in a pack of 3 and it cost $20. I can pass on this.... I can go to Costco and buy the Kirkland brand for $18 for 36 rolls. My ass isn't that special.


3) Don't you hate when the bartender puts too much ice into your drink and it dilutes the alcohol? Well, this is going to solve that problem if you are rollin' in dough..... Balls of Ice- $40. If you are truly a VIP, you should be getting some good ice that is hand carved. Here is a hand carved sphere of ice that is made from Canadian purified water. It is said that ice balls supposedly don't dilute your drink so wootwoot! Next time you go out and you feel  like spending some moola, ask the bartender for some hand-carved sphere ice (just a side note, you may get some weird looks if they have no clue what you are talking about--- play it off if you do. Obviously, it's not a VIP club ;o)


4) Diamond Encrusted Bluetooth Headset: $50,000. Who in their right mind will pay for something like this? First, no one I know will be getting this from me. If someone got this for me, I swear they are crazy. Heck, I rather have them give me a $50,000 car than a bluetooth. There is just nothing more I can say about this.....


5) Alright girls, this is a little kinky but check this out. Little Something Gold Vibrator- $325
This is made out of 24K gold, but does it mean it will last longer? Is it waterproof? Someone out there thinks they can sell this..... would you buy it? Actually, I thought it looks more like a gold pen....


Ok, enough interesting gift ideas.... I have more to come in the future blogs.
<3 <3 <3